Lance Armstrong in Dodgeball After a fearful Vince Vaughn's character has blown off his mates on the dodgeball team and headed to the bar, he runs into Armstrong, playing himself, who offers this priceless quote: "Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?" Needless to say, Vaughn's reason is a tad weak in comparison.